Pretty much ever since this entire Tiger Woods debauchery I found it hard to sleep. I mean think about it! This is Tiger freaking woods. He is/was the only athlete that parents would want their children to grow up to be like. And I don’t mean just because of the money (which isn’t bad either) but in our eyes Tiger Woods was our Gabriel. He was an angel.
To be honest, I think that’s why this thing has blown up like crazy. It’s because tiger is no longer the perfect image we made him out to be so because he crushed our world we crush his. But if your like me and you loosing sleep, I have found the solution over the past couple days. Sheep no longer work for me so now I have started counting Tiger Woods Mistresses, so far by the time I hit nine I am in dream land. But from what I have heard, I wont have any problems if I happen to make it pass nine, sounds like am good for another two or three more. So far here are the ones that I have counted:
1. Jamie Grubb (the woman that started it all)
2. Rachel Uchitel (photo)
3. Kalika Moquin (photo)
4. Cori Rist (photo)
5. Mindy Lawton (photo)
6. Jamie Jungers (photo)
7. Holly Sampson (photo) (I heard she does porn….that’s what I heard)
8. Unidentified Orlando Woman(I usually just make up a name from here when am counting)
9. Unidentified alleged mistress British Broadcaster (promise I will update)
10. Unidentified alleged mistress (its only a matter until TMZ finds out)
11. Joslyn James (real name: Veronica Siwik-Daniels, heard she’s a porn star too) Photo
